Silver Vistas Retirement Community USA
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Some of Your Questions
 
How long have you been operating?

Answer: We've been going for 10 years now, and that shows we are here for the long run!.
Do you have guest accommodation?

Answer: We have two rooms dedicated for guest use, with overnight charges very reasonable, compared with the more expensive hotels nearby. Rooms have every facility you would expect, including television (extra payment required for adult channels) and trouser press (coin-operated).
Coming soon: coffee-making facilities! (extra charge)
Can I buy a property at Silver Vistas?

Answer: Yes. We have a range of apartments (1 and 2 bedroom) and also 2-bedroom 'cottages'. Although it would seem similar to buying, we operate a much simpler scheme, which avoids giving the government both tax on property purchase and inheritance tax.
Basically, you buy a 'lease' to live at Silver Vistas for the rest of your life, for no more than you would pay to buy a similar property.
Latest news: due to the recent unfortunate flu outbreak, we have three properties now available!
What is the local area like?

Answer: We do not encourage residents to leave the Silver Vistas facility, as after all, anything they reasonably could want is available here. Having said that, the local area is not as bad as some malicious rumours would suggest, particularly in daylight hours.
Are there risks in being near the Virus Research Center?

Answer: None at all. Standards are very high at the VRC, and there have been very few reported leaks of viruses from their laboratories.
Some residents have found a useful source of income in volunteering for experiments!
 



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