Silver Vistas Retirement Community USA
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Some of Your Questions
 
How long have you been operating?

Answer: We've been going for 10 years now, and that shows we are here for the long run!.
Why are your fees so high?

Answer: Unlike many similar communities, we include lots of 'extras' free of charge (like use of common rooms, entry to Bingo sessions, and use of toilet facilities in communal buildings).
Do you have a Health and Safety Policy?

Answer: Naturally. Our policy is that there is nothing more important than Health and Safety, provided costs are reasonable.
Do you have guest accommodation?

Answer: We have two rooms dedicated for guest use, with overnight charges very reasonable, compared with the more expensive hotels nearby. Rooms have every facility you would expect, including television (extra payment required for adult channels) and trouser press (coin-operated).
Coming soon: coffee-making facilities! (extra charge)
 



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