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For Sale Mobility scooter $1500
6 years old and in good condition apart from minor frontal damage. Previous owner died in a tragic accident when colliding with a Greyhound bus, after running over a stray cat, so contact the Administrator if interested in buying.
The Administrator
Casual Work Available
The local supermarket has vacancies for 'Meet and Greet' staff to welcome customers at the door.
Please note: Any residents taking this work on will be expected to help defray Community costs by using staff discount for Silver Vistas purchases.
The Administrator
Discounts
Residents are advised that on a production of the Silver Vistas Community card, they will be entitled to the following discounts:
Wheelchairs-R-Us 10%
Mobility Heaven 20%
Extreme Sports Inc 25%
Great Exit Funeral Service 20%
The Administrator
Ginger Cat Missing
My pussy has been missing since November.
Answers to the name 'Tiddles'.
Reward of $5 offered
Mr Tardeeling
For sale - Barbecue tools
Unwanted prize
$4 secures
Mrs Carpalspot
Television for sale
Good working order - $150 when new, will sell for $90. It has been very reliable since we bought it in 1985. Screen is black and white, hence the low price offered.
Mrs Greensward
Gold Wanted
Good prices for your old gold jewelry. Just put your gold in an envelope or paper bag, and phone us to come and collect. We guarantee to pay you AT LEAST 10% of its real value. Hurry, as this offer can't last long!
Phone: 01280 4572 34298 and ask for Harry.
 



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