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Church of Perpetual Joy and Wealth
The Ministry of the Church of Perpetual Joy and Wealth welcomes all those residents that can afford it.
With seating for 500, this Church has all the amenities you would expect, including extensive car parking,
creche for the children, drive-in baptisms, blessings and forgiveness by phone (premium-rate), and
automated debiting from your bank account or credit card.
Residents are entitled to a 10% discount on blessings by email or text message.
| Virus Research Center
The Virus Research Center contains offices and laboratories, and is part of the worldwide
Virus Development Group. Some of the work is related to disease prevention, but
it also has a reputation for development of interesting new viruses useful for germ warfare.
Residents are always welcome as volunteers for their laboratory testing (free coffee and donuts!).
The VRC sponsors the Silver Vistas staff bonus scheme, which provides a welcome supplement
for staff members, so residents are encouraged to volunteer on a long-term basis.
If you are interested in volunteering, the Administrator has details | Toxic Waste Incinerator
Ever wondered where your day-to-day toxic waste goes?
The answer is that 1000 tons a year is burned safely
at the local Toxic Waste Incinerator. The facility brings employment to the area, so is a real asset.
The problems of toxic smoke drifting over the Silver Vistas village are thankfully a thing of the past,
so residents can sleep safely. In any case, in the event of a recurrence, we now have an alarm connected directly
from the facility, so residents would have at least 20 minutes warning of any future toxic cloud.
For up to date information on wind direction and toxic cloud emissions,
call 08748 563-56824
(premium rate line) | Young Offenders Hostel
The Young Offenders Hostel houses some 30 young offenders, who are serving their time for a range of minor
offenses, like vandalism, drug-dealing, mugging, burglary, and car theft.
The Hostel manager takes a modern, enlightened, forward-thinking approach to rehabilitation, viewing
the young offenders as simply victims of society, so allows them to do more or less what they want.
Residents are therefore recommended to avoid the vicinity after dark,
and to walk quickly away if accosted.
| Jake's Bar & Grill
Jake opened his Bar & Grill about 6 years ago, in spite of some opposition from local interests
(mainly Silver Vistas). It has gained a reputation in the area for its lap dancing, pole dancing
and its cold beer. Although originally it also served cooked food, it had to discontinue this to
make more space for customers on mobility scooters.
Residents are advised not to sit down at a table, unless they wish to avail themselves of the services
of the dancers.
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