Silver Vistas Retirement Community UK
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Some of Your Questions
 
How long have you been operating?

Answer: We've been going for 10 years now, and that shows we are here for the long run!.
Why are your fees so high?

Answer: Unlike many similar communities, we include lots of 'extras' free of charge (like use of common rooms, entry to Bingo sessions, and use of toilet facilities in communal buildings).
Do the staff have a caring attitude?

Answer: Yes indeed! Our staff all have a duty of care for their personal comfort and wellbeing.
Do you have guest accommodation?

Answer: We have two rooms dedicated for guest use, with overnight charges very reasonable, compared with the more expensive hotels nearby. Rooms have every facility you would expect, including television (extra payment required for adult channels) and trouser press (coin-operated).
Coming soon: tea-making facilities! (extra charge)
What is the local area like?

Answer: We do not encourage residents to leave the Silver Vistas facility, as after all, anything they reasonably could want is available here. Having said that, the local area is not as bad as some malicious rumours would suggest, particularly in daylight hours.
 


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