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some extracts from the Warden's Diary
 
Wednesday, 28 December

Today, we had a visit from the Police. It seems Mr and Mrs Cobstanding have been growing marijuana in their spare room, with seeds they brought back from Amsterdam. They have been using it to make up a herbal drink, which actually they have given me bottles of, and which I always found quite palatable, and a good way to relax. Anyway, it seems that what they are doing is illegal, even though they have not smoked any. The Police aren't going to prosecute, but they have given them an ASBO and told them not to do it again. Some of their regular visitors from the Young Offenders Hostel will be disappointed, as I gather that they always enjoyed a glass or two of the drink.
Sunday, 1 January

Mrs Keypartner has won once again at Bingo, which has caused some friction. Some residents have accused her of cheating, which I think is most unfair. Mrs K has always been a good resident, often helping others, and of course we are grateful that her daughter is willing to do the Bingo calling whenever we ask.
Saturday, 7 January

Mr Gate and Mrs Golightly have decided to get married. They have agreed to have the wedding celebration at Silver Vistas, so that's a nice bit of rental income to boost the Silver Vistas bottom line. I think some of the other ladies are disappointed, as there are not many eligible men here in the village. Mrs G will be moving in with Mr G, so they will be putting her flat up for sale. It will be interesting to see what they get for it. We have an arrangement with the local Estate Agents, so that some of the sales commission comes back to Silver Vistas through sponsorship of the Bingo sessions. So we are all going to benefit from this marriage!
Sunday, 8 January

Rain again today. We have a leak in the roof of the communal area, with a portable commode catching the drips, but unfortunately it has overflowed. I'll have to chase up head office for the approval on fixing the leak.
 


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